The Family Group Project Nobody Assigned
# The Family Group Project Nobody Assigned *A satirical, educational autobiographical-style mini-memoir based on the themes you shared—not a diagnosis of any person or a factual record. Family roles are survival adaptations, not permanent identities, and “narcissistic family structure” is a descriptive framework rather than a clinical diagnosis of a whole family.* ## Prologue: Welcome to the House of Unscheduled Feelings Some families have a family tree. Mine had a family **organizational chart**, but nobody was allowed to see it. At the top was the Supreme Director of Vibes, whose feelings arrived like emergency weather alerts: suddenly, loudly, and somehow everyone else’s fault. Beneath them was a rotating board of unpaid emotional employees: a Golden Child, a Scapegoat, a Lost Child, a Mascot, an Enabler, and one person who had been promoted to “Problem” for the crime of noticing the problem. The official household motto was: > “We are a loving family—unless you remember som...