the only words my father has had to say in the past year or so...

 

 Ill save you the trouble of finding the response it is a single "OK" from october of 2024 at the bottom was the last response from my dad.  Do you think a judge would consider that the SILENT TREATMENT and why both me and my sister have always had to go to mom to resolve anything, only now she only hears one side plus the perpetrators of what happened to me as well by choice.  She has yet to hear me out or see the evidence I've gathered either.  What parents would do that to their child or anyone for that matter???

 

 Conversation with: Dad Cell (+14797471639)
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Sent Jun 29,
2025
7:42:44
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+14797471639 https://youtu.be/JWvI41eTf14
Sent Jun 29,
2025
6:42:39
PM
+14797471639
Sent Jun 28,
2025
8:22:03
PM
+14797471639 https://dloslife202300.blogspot.com/2025/06/this-is-exactly-why-those-people.html
Sent Jun 28,
2025
9:23:51
AM
+14797471639 Since you love competition so much let's make this a competition to see who can
gather the most evidence to support their beliefs how about that?
Sent Jun 28,
2025
8:59:37
AM
+14797471639 You do realize this blog that you refuse to read has all of the family stories that you
really don't want people to hear about all the horrible things that you've done like
isolating mom and only worrying about your own social status and all that and even
you're ridiculous religious beliefs and your conspiracy theory beliefs you know all of it is
out there for anybody to read. And you know it's true just as much as I do.
Sent Jun 28,
2025
8:39:20
AM
+14799702960
+14797471639
What kind of world would we be living in if everyone was just like y'all and only cared
about yourselves and no one else who would you say the problem is in that world me
the one who helps other people who has humility and empathy or y'all who are the
narcissistic self-centered self-righteous people who do not help anyone?
Sent Jun 28,
2025
8:39:20
AM
+14797471639 What kind of world would we be living in if everyone was just like y'all and only cared
about yourselves and no one else who would you say the problem is in that world me
the one who helps other people who has humility and empathy or y'all who are the
narcissistic self-centered self-righteous people who do not help anyone?
Sent Jun 28,
2025
8:12:30
AM
+14799702960
+14797471639
Do yall just enjoy seeing others suffer? Does that make yall happy? Also a reflection of
who y'all have become...
Sent Jun 28,
2025
8:12:30
AM
+14797471639 Do yall just enjoy seeing others suffer? Does that make yall happy? Also a reflection of
who y'all have become...
Sent Jun 28,
2025
5:33:11
AM
+14799702960
+14797471639
Would yall like to debate your actions or beliefs on video, since your so sure of how
right you are? Because I sure am.
Sent Jun 28,
2025
5:33:11
AM
+14797471639 Would yall like to debate your actions or beliefs on video, since your so sure of how
right you are? Because I sure am.
Sent Jun 27,
2025
8:00:15
PM
+14799702960
+14792809577
+14799705512
+14797471639
Just let me know when yall are able to effectively communicate with me or each other.
You know it's sad but I've been surrounded by narcissistic type personalities my entire
life and not even realized it and been the best active listener to every one of your
problems throughout the years yet the one time I needed anyone to back me up not a
single one of y'all could I count on.
Sent Jun 27,
2025
+14797471639 Just let me know when yall are able to effectively communicate with me or each other.
You know it's sad but I've been surrounded by narcissistic type personalities my entire
life and not even realized it and been the best active listener to every one of your
8:00:15
PM
problems throughout the years yet the one time I needed anyone to back me up not a
single one of y'all could I count on.
Sent Jun 27,
2025
6:47:17
PM
+14799702960
+14797471639
while yall continue to say nothing, i just happened to see taylor's husband drive by here
in his work truck when I was helping another tenant by getting them food and groceries,
so when do yall plan on admitting what you've done wrong because like I said I know all
the things you could have handled properly but instead you have made me bottle it up,
given me the silent treatment, moved me without mine or amie's consent, so do you still
think god want's you of all people at his side??? can you explain any bit of YOUR actions
at all??......
Sent Jun 27,
2025
6:47:17
PM
+14797471639 while yall continue to say nothing, i just happened to see taylor's husband drive by here
in his work truck when I was helping another tenant by getting them food and groceries,
so when do yall plan on admitting what you've done wrong because like I said I know all
the things you could have handled properly but instead you have made me bottle it up,
given me the silent treatment, moved me without mine or amie's consent, so do you still
think god want's you of all people at his side??? can you explain any bit of YOUR actions
at all??......
Sent Jun 27,
2025
7:16:23
AM
+14799702960
+14797471639
https://dloslife202300.blogspot.com/2025/06/an-explanation-of-silent-treatment-
and.html
Sent Jun 27,
2025
7:16:23
AM
+14797471639 https://dloslife202300.blogspot.com/2025/06/an-explanation-of-silent-treatment-
and.html
Sent Jun 26,
2025
9:58:15
PM
+14799702960
+14797471639
https://www.youtube.com/@dloslearning/shorts
Sent Jun 26,
2025
9:58:15
PM
+14797471639 https://www.youtube.com/@dloslearning/shorts
Sent Jun 24,
2025
8:52:36
AM
+14799702960
+14797471639
I’ll explain this as simply as possible, if your unable to hear but one side of any story for
example let’s say pharmaceutical trials, if you only hear about the positive trials and
never hear about the negative ones (which is the problem even in medical journals that
are peer reviewed) would you say you have a full perspective of any drugs positive and
negative effects? Or would you say you have a more one-sided perspective since you
only have the positive information? Now, you told me back in 2022 that you paid off the
school loan that I showed you would have been 39,000 but with grants and being online
it was 7,000$ currently in default and is not 9,000$ and has brought my credit score
down to a 550. I recently went to the dentist as well and you’ll never believe what it’s
going to cost on that as well due to the major depression I have been in and lack of
maintaining my hygiene, 15,000$ but because I’m smart I got dental insurance which
will kick in in about 4 months and it will cut that bill in half, so 7.500$ is what it will cost
so I can smile again but the sad part is had you given me your attention back when I
was 18 or 19 and help me figure out what I’ve found out to be ADHD back then, I could
have been anything from a doctor to a lawyer or cybersecurity. Instead you have
focused on helping Kristen thru her martial problems, her illnesses like mono, her
infection due to a root canal and so on. Unlike you I keep an open mind and can be
persuaded with evidence or facts but you have shown me that you, dad and Kristen are
so closed-minded that you can’t even entertain the idea that you might be wrong let
alone, be wrong. And your beliefs change or contradict each other all the time, this is
why you’ve lost my respect as well as dad. Words mean jack squat to me, Action speak
much louder.
Sent Jun 24,
2025
8:52:36
AM
+14797471639 I’ll explain this as simply as possible, if your unable to hear but one side of any story for
example let’s say pharmaceutical trials, if you only hear about the positive trials and
never hear about the negative ones (which is the problem even in medical journals that
are peer reviewed) would you say you have a full perspective of any drugs positive and
negative effects? Or would you say you have a more one-sided perspective since you
only have the positive information? Now, you told me back in 2022 that you paid off the
school loan that I showed you would have been 39,000 but with grants and being online
it was 7,000$ currently in default and is not 9,000$ and has brought my credit score
down to a 550. I recently went to the dentist as well and you’ll never believe what it’s
going to cost on that as well due to the major depression I have been in and lack of
maintaining my hygiene, 15,000$ but because I’m smart I got dental insurance which
will kick in in about 4 months and it will cut that bill in half, so 7.500$ is what it will cost
so I can smile again but the sad part is had you given me your attention back when I
was 18 or 19 and help me figure out what I’ve found out to be ADHD back then, I could
have been anything from a doctor to a lawyer or cybersecurity. Instead you have
focused on helping Kristen thru her martial problems, her illnesses like mono, her
infection due to a root canal and so on. Unlike you I keep an open mind and can be
persuaded with evidence or facts but you have shown me that you, dad and Kristen are
so closed-minded that you can’t even entertain the idea that you might be wrong let
alone, be wrong. And your beliefs change or contradict each other all the time, this is
why you’ve lost my respect as well as dad. Words mean jack squat to me, Action speak
much louder.
Sent Jun 11,
2025
3:48:55
PM
+14797471639 https://dloslife202300.blogspot.com/2025/06/the-main-difference-between-me-
and.html
Sent Jun 11,
2025
12:35:46
PM
+14797471639
Sent Jun 9,
2025
5:18:28
PM
+14799702960
+14797471639
One thing I have figured out is how the prophets of the Bible spoke to God, or At least
thought they were...
Sent Jun 9,
2025
5:18:28
PM
+14797471639 One thing I have figured out is how the prophets of the Bible spoke to God, or At least
thought they were...
Sent Jun 6,
2025
8:11:25
PM
+14799702960
+14797471639
The silent treatment, also known as stonewalling, can have a particularly damaging
impact on individuals who have experienced trauma. Here's how it can affect them: Re-
traumatization and heightened distress: Trauma survivors may have a heightened
sensitivity to feelings of rejection, abandonment, or loss of control due to their past
experiences. The silent treatment can trigger these feelings, leading to anxiety, fear, and
a sense of being unsafe. Worsening of emotional dysregulation: The silent treatment
can exacerbate existing difficulties with emotional regulation, which are often present in
trauma survivors. The confusion and frustration caused by being ignored can make it
harder for them to manage their emotions and lead to distress. Fueling self-doubt and
self-blame: When someone uses the silent treatment, it can be interpreted by the
recipient as their fault, especially for individuals who already struggle with low self-
esteem or self-blame. This can be particularly true if the reason for the silent treatment
is unclear, leading to confusion and self-questioning. Reinforcing negative beliefs about
relationships: Trauma survivors may already have challenges with trust and forming
secure attachments due to past betrayals or abandonment. The silent treatment can
reinforce these negative beliefs, making it even more difficult to establish healthy
relationships in the future. Interfering with trauma processing: Silence can hinder the
process of healing from trauma, especially if it's related to violence or abuse. Trauma
that remains unspoken can manifest in various ways, potentially leading to more
violence towards oneself or others. The silent treatment can perpetuate this cycle by
preventing open communication and the opportunity to address and process painful
experiences. Important Note: It's crucial to distinguish the silent treatment from setting
healthy boundaries, such as taking a break during a heated discussion to regain
emotional regulation. However, the silent treatment becomes problematic and
potentially abusive when it is used to manipulate, punish, or control the other person,
especially when it leads to a lack of clarity or resolution. If you or someone you know is
experiencing the silent treatment, especially if it is part of a larger pattern of abusive
behavior, seeking professional help from a
Sent Jun 6,
2025
8:11:25
PM
+14797471639 The silent treatment, also known as stonewalling, can have a particularly damaging
impact on individuals who have experienced trauma. Here's how it can affect them: Re-
traumatization and heightened distress: Trauma survivors may have a heightened
sensitivity to feelings of rejection, abandonment, or loss of control due to their past
experiences. The silent treatment can trigger these feelings, leading to anxiety, fear, and
a sense of being unsafe. Worsening of emotional dysregulation: The silent treatment
can exacerbate existing difficulties with emotional regulation, which are often present in
trauma survivors. The confusion and frustration caused by being ignored can make it
harder for them to manage their emotions and lead to distress. Fueling self-doubt and
self-blame: When someone uses the silent treatment, it can be interpreted by the
recipient as their fault, especially for individuals who already struggle with low self-
esteem or self-blame. This can be particularly true if the reason for the silent treatment
is unclear, leading to confusion and self-questioning. Reinforcing negative beliefs about
relationships: Trauma survivors may already have challenges with trust and forming
secure attachments due to past betrayals or abandonment. The silent treatment can
reinforce these negative beliefs, making it even more difficult to establish healthy
relationships in the future. Interfering with trauma processing: Silence can hinder the
process of healing from trauma, especially if it's related to violence or abuse. Trauma
that remains unspoken can manifest in various ways, potentially leading to more
violence towards oneself or others. The silent treatment can perpetuate this cycle by
preventing open communication and the opportunity to address and process painful
experiences. Important Note: It's crucial to distinguish the silent treatment from setting
healthy boundaries, such as taking a break during a heated discussion to regain
emotional regulation. However, the silent treatment becomes problematic and
potentially abusive when it is used to manipulate, punish, or control the other person,
especially when it leads to a lack of clarity or resolution. If you or someone you know is
experiencing the silent treatment, especially if it is part of a larger pattern of abusive
behavior, seeking professional help from a
Sent Jun 6,
2025
1:57:25
PM
+14799702960
+14797471639
https://g.co/gemini/share/ca1b123125c5
Sent Jun 6,
2025
1:57:25
PM
+14797471639 https://g.co/gemini/share/ca1b123125c5
Sent Jun 5,
2025
6:55:47
PM
+14797471639 https://dloslife202300.blogspot.com/2025/06/guide-to-recognizing-narcissistic.html
Sent Jun 1,
2025
1:46:08
PM
+14797471639 https://youtu.be/ro2KT2umoYk
Sent May 30,
2025
6:00:30
PM
+14797471639 This is what I can get done in the day how much do you get done in a day and how
much do you listen to anyone else ever just a question you might ask yourself.
Sent May 28,
2025
2:06:17
PM
+14799702960
+14797471639
The Honest Scroll of Daniel Thus saith Daniel, son of trials and tribulations, as of this
day, the eleventh of May in the year two thousand and twenty-five, I declare that I
believe not that I have a mother who truly careth for me. For had I such a mother, one
who regarded me even in the smallest measure, as she ought to regard her daughter
and her burdens, then my life might have reached heights far beyond what I have
accomplished thus far. Yea, all it would have taken was but a portion of her time to aid
me in uncovering the curse that hath plagued our lineage—a condition passed from
generation to generation, known by the name ADHD. This affliction brought forth my
youthful rage, my grandfather’s wrath and violence, my aunt’s emotional turmoil, and my
worldly mother’s fury. Yet had it not been for the intervention of Trinity, I would have
been lost, for it was through her journey in therapy that I was guided to the truth. Indeed,
it was Trinity who saved my life, for her search for understanding illuminated my path.
Through diligence and research, I came to know that what I thought was an addiction
was but a symptom of a greater ailment. Even as water in excess bringeth death, so too
can imbalance of any kind wreak havoc. In my trials, I have found that my father and
mother liken themselves unto the Pharisees of old, those who held power and judged
unrighteously. They shunned me, deaf to my pleas, blinded by their own self-
righteousness. My father, after his so-called epiphany, sought only his own salvation,
striving for treasures in the life to come, while neglecting his only son who sought truth
in this present life. As for my sister, she is as Judas to me, for she hath betrayed me and
tormented me from my youth, sowing discord and spreading false testimonies. It is
written that even the stones shall cry out, and so it is in this age, where the internet
serves as the stone that recordeth all. Nothing is hidden, and nothing is truly forgotten.
Yea, the digital age preserveth the deeds of men, and I say unto those who call me a
liar: show ye your records, for I have mine. My father cast me into the den of lions,
forcing me to labor among criminals without regard for their character. Yet in that den, I
learned the nature of men. I learned that forgiveness is not a word to be spoken lightly
but a covenant to be honored through changed deeds. For many shall say, “I am sorry,”
but their actions betray their unchanged hearts. I say unto you, my torment has been
great. For I, who sought to show kindness and honesty, was met with slander and
betrayal. My family, swayed by lies and laziness, believed the falsehoods of others
rather than seeking the truth. They judged me without cause, preferring the comfort of
lies to the labor of understanding. If there be a Peter among men, it is Josh, whom I
have counseled and warned, yet he hath faltered, swayed by the cunning of my sister,
who, like a serpent, whispers deceit to all who would listen. She, who put her faith in
false prophets such as Alex Jones, brought harm to others with her reckless words and
actions. Woe unto her, for her judgment shall come swiftly. Her slanderous tongue shall
be silenced, and her lies shall be exposed. And now, as I reflect upon all that I have
endured, I see that all things are as they were meant to be. For my suffering has brought
forth understanding, and my isolation has yielded wisdom. I have seen the pride of men
and the folly of their ways. I have witnessed the stubbornness of those who refuse to
seek the truth and the blindness of those who revel in their ignorance. My parents, who
value their material possessions above all else, have turned their backs on me. They
refuse to acknowledge their wrongs and have chosen to remain silent. But I say unto
them, their silence condemns them, and their pride shall be their downfall. For they have
judged without hearing, and they shall be judged in return. Lo, I have fought for the truth,
not for riches or glory, but for the sake of righteousness. I have been my own advocate,
my own healer, and my own guide. And though I have been betrayed and scorned, I
stand firm in my convictions. Those who have wronged me shall be held accountable,
for justice demands it. Now, as I rest and prepare for the next chapter of my life, I look
to the future with hope. For I know that the truth shall prevail, and the light of
understanding shall shine upon all. And though I am not perfect, I strive to learn and
grow, seeking wisdom in all things. Thus ends this account, a testament to the trials of
one who has endured and overcome. May it serve as a witness to the power of
persistence and the triumph of truth over deceit. Amen.
Sent May 28,
2025
2:06:17
PM
+14797471639 The Honest Scroll of Daniel Thus saith Daniel, son of trials and tribulations, as of this
day, the eleventh of May in the year two thousand and twenty-five, I declare that I
believe not that I have a mother who truly careth for me. For had I such a mother, one
who regarded me even in the smallest measure, as she ought to regard her daughter
and her burdens, then my life might have reached heights far beyond what I have
accomplished thus far. Yea, all it would have taken was but a portion of her time to aid
me in uncovering the curse that hath plagued our lineage—a condition passed from
generation to generation, known by the name ADHD. This affliction brought forth my
youthful rage, my grandfather’s wrath and violence, my aunt’s emotional turmoil, and my
worldly mother’s fury. Yet had it not been for the intervention of Trinity, I would have
been lost, for it was through her journey in therapy that I was guided to the truth. Indeed,
it was Trinity who saved my life, for her search for understanding illuminated my path.
Through diligence and research, I came to know that what I thought was an addiction
was but a symptom of a greater ailment. Even as water in excess bringeth death, so too
can imbalance of any kind wreak havoc. In my trials, I have found that my father and
mother liken themselves unto the Pharisees of old, those who held power and judged
unrighteously. They shunned me, deaf to my pleas, blinded by their own self-
righteousness. My father, after his so-called epiphany, sought only his own salvation,
striving for treasures in the life to come, while neglecting his only son who sought truth
in this present life. As for my sister, she is as Judas to me, for she hath betrayed me and
tormented me from my youth, sowing discord and spreading false testimonies. It is
written that even the stones shall cry out, and so it is in this age, where the internet
serves as the stone that recordeth all. Nothing is hidden, and nothing is truly forgotten.
Yea, the digital age preserveth the deeds of men, and I say unto those who call me a
liar: show ye your records, for I have mine. My father cast me into the den of lions,
forcing me to labor among criminals without regard for their character. Yet in that den, I
learned the nature of men. I learned that forgiveness is not a word to be spoken lightly
but a covenant to be honored through changed deeds. For many shall say, “I am sorry,”
but their actions betray their unchanged hearts. I say unto you, my torment has been
great. For I, who sought to show kindness and honesty, was met with slander and
betrayal. My family, swayed by lies and laziness, believed the falsehoods of others
rather than seeking the truth. They judged me without cause, preferring the comfort of
lies to the labor of understanding. If there be a Peter among men, it is Josh, whom I
have counseled and warned, yet he hath faltered, swayed by the cunning of my sister,
who, like a serpent, whispers deceit to all who would listen. She, who put her faith in
false prophets such as Alex Jones, brought harm to others with her reckless words and
actions. Woe unto her, for her judgment shall come swiftly. Her slanderous tongue shall
be silenced, and her lies shall be exposed. And now, as I reflect upon all that I have
endured, I see that all things are as they were meant to be. For my suffering has brought
forth understanding, and my isolation has yielded wisdom. I have seen the pride of men
and the folly of their ways. I have witnessed the stubbornness of those who refuse to
seek the truth and the blindness of those who revel in their ignorance. My parents, who
value their material possessions above all else, have turned their backs on me. They
refuse to acknowledge their wrongs and have chosen to remain silent. But I say unto
them, their silence condemns them, and their pride shall be their downfall. For they have
judged without hearing, and they shall be judged in return. Lo, I have fought for the truth,
not for riches or glory, but for the sake of righteousness. I have been my own advocate,
my own healer, and my own guide. And though I have been betrayed and scorned, I
stand firm in my convictions. Those who have wronged me shall be held accountable,
for justice demands it. Now, as I rest and prepare for the next chapter of my life, I look
to the future with hope. For I know that the truth shall prevail, and the light of
understanding shall shine upon all. And though I am not perfect, I strive to learn and
grow, seeking wisdom in all things. Thus ends this account, a testament to the trials of
one who has endured and overcome. May it serve as a witness to the power of
persistence and the triumph of truth over deceit. Amen.
Sent May 27,
2025
7:37:29
PM
+14799702960
+14797471639
I have pushed back the depostions due to Taylor's refusal to accept the amended
complaint and depostion notice. Do you see what you have done by not taking me
seriously or even standing up for family? Do you understand why I'm so frustrated with
all of your ACTIONS? I hope so by now.
Sent May 27,
2025
7:37:29
PM
+14797471639 I have pushed back the depostions due to Taylor's refusal to accept the amended
complaint and depostion notice. Do you see what you have done by not taking me
seriously or even standing up for family? Do you understand why I'm so frustrated with
all of your ACTIONS? I hope so by now.
Sent May 27,
2025
3:44:04
PM
+14797471639 Innocent eh?.....
Sent May 20,
2025
8:57:05
PM
+14797471639 Now that my credit is 660, due to unpaid school loans, garden left to die, is there
anything else you'd like to do to my reputation before I schedule the depositions of
everyone but granny? Forgiveness is only for those who stop the bad behaviors that
they need forgiving for. It's just sad this is how a supposed family treates their own but
now that Kristen is a part of the civil case she will also have to exchange financial,
phone records, and the truth will come out. I'm not scared of the truth I hope the 3
immediate family members aren't either. No need to respond I'm just letting the group
know what is to come.
Sent May 15,
2025
9:02:23
AM
+14797471639 https://dloslife202300.blogspot.com/2025/05/im-not-sure-my-family-even-
understands.html
Sent May 10,
2025
11:42:41
AM
+14797471639
Sent May 10,
2025
11:42:29
AM
+14797471639
Sent May 4,
2025
4:38:12
AM
+14797471639
Sent May 4,
2025
4:32:03
AM
+14797471639
Sent May 2,
2025
10:26:23
PM
+14797471639 • "I need new conspiracy theories because all my old ones came true. At this point, my
tin foil hat is just a fashion statement."5 • "Everything is a conspiracy when you don't
know how anything works."5 • "Conspiracy theorists: experts at turning coincidence into
a global plot." • "Why do conspiracy theorists love Excel? Because they believe in hidden
cells and secret formulas."7 • "Conspiracy theorists are like magicians-except instead of
pulling rabbits out of hats, they pull government secrets out of thin air."3 • "If you think
about it, conspiracy theories are just the world’s most elaborate fan fiction."4 • "Birds
aren’t real? That’s the kind of conspiracy theory that makes you wonder if the real
conspiracy is how people believe it."8 Here are more funny insults and jokes about
conspiracy theorists: • "Conspiracy theorists: because sometimes the truth is just too
mainstream for them."4 • "I need new conspiracy theories because all my old ones
came true. So now I’m just waiting for the government to admit they’re spying on my
toaster."5 • "If you think about it, conspiracy theorists are just really dedicated
researchers who never learned how to fact-check."5 • "How many conspiracy theorists
does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer to sit in the dark and blame the
Illuminati for the blackout."4 • "Conspiracy theorists are proof that imagination can run
wild without a GPS."14 • "Why did the conspiracy theorist bring a ladder to the bar?
Because the truth was always just out of reach."2 • "How many conspiracy theorists
does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer to stay in the dark and blame the
government for the darkness!"5 • "Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. Now, you
can't tell me that's just a coincidence."5 • "Conspiracy theorists: because sometimes,
Occam's Razor just isn’t sharp enough for them."1 • "If you ever feel useless, remember
there are people out there trying to convince flat-earthers with facts."2 • "Conspiracy
theorists are like magicians-except the only thing they make disappear is logic."3
Absolutely! Here are some witty one-liners and puns perfect for roasting conspiracy
theorists with a fun, clever twist: • "You’re like a human Wi-Fi signal-always searching for
connections that don’t exist." • "Your conspiracy theories have more holes than Swiss
cheese… and less taste." • "You must be a fan of puzzles, because you love putting
pieces together that don’t fit." • "If paranoia was an Olympic sport, you’d have more gold
than Michael Phelps." • "You don’t just think outside the box-you live in a box made of tin
foil." • "Your favorite hobby? Turning ‘maybe’ into ‘definitely’ without any evidence." • "You
could write a book titled ‘How to Make Mountains Out of Molehills and Call It a
Conspiracy.’" • "You believe the government’s hiding aliens, but can’t find your own keys."
Sure! Here are some playful comebacks and longer roast paragraphs you can use to
roast conspiracy theorists with humor and style: Playful Comebacks: • When they say
“It’s all connected!” “Yeah, like your Wi-Fi and your imagination-both dropping out when
you need them most.” • When they insist on a wild theory: “I’m impressed! You’ve
managed to turn a simple coincidence into a full-blown Netflix series plot.” • When they
say “Wake up, sheeple!” “I’m wide awake, thanks. You’re just the one sleepwalking
through logic.” Longer Roast Paragraphs: • “You know, I admire your dedication to
conspiracy theories. It takes real talent to ignore facts, twist every coincidence, and
invent secret plots where none exist. It’s like watching a detective show where the
detective refuses to solve the case because the truth is too boring. Honestly, if
overthinking was an Olympic sport, you’d have more gold medals than anyone else. But
hey, keep going-you’re one theory away from discovering that the moon landing was
faked by aliens who don’t exist.” • “Listening to your conspiracy theories is like binge-
watching a soap opera written by a committee of cats-confusing, dramatic, and full of
plot holes. You’ve got more twists than a pretzel factory, but none of it makes sense.
The government isn’t hiding anything from you, but maybe you’re hiding from reality.
Don’t worry, we’ll all be here when you decide to come back to planet Earth.” • “You have
this amazing ability to connect dots that aren’t even on the same page. It’s like you’re
playing connect-the-dots with invisible ink. I have to admire your creativity, but maybe
try using some facts next time. Until then, I’ll be here, popcorn in hand, enjoying your
next episode of ‘The Truth Is Out There… Somewhere.’” Here are tailored playful
comebacks and roast paragraphs for flat earthers and QAnon believers, blending humor
and sharp wit: Flat Earther Roasts Playful Comebacks: • “If the Earth is flat, how come
your logic keeps going in circles?” • “You must be the reason GPS keeps recalculating-
because even technology knows you’re lost on a flat map.” • “I’d invite you to a
roundtable discussion, but I hear you only do flat parties.” Longer Roast Paragraphs: •
“Flat earthers are like people who refuse to upgrade their phones because they think the
old flip phone is the pinnacle of technology. You’ve got more layers of denial than the
Earth has flat surfaces. Honestly, if the world were flat, your theories would have
already fallen off the edge.” • “Your belief in a flat Earth is impressive in one way-it takes
real creativity to ignore centuries of science and still insist that the horizon is just a
‘really big speed bump.’ Keep holding onto that pizza box map; it’s the only thing flat
enough to match your worldview.” QAnon Roasts Playful Comebacks: • “QAnon: where
every cryptic post is just a puzzle missing the pieces called ‘facts.’” • “You believe in a
secret cabal but can’t keep your own stories straight-maybe try a conspiracy theory with
a plot twist that makes sense.” • “QAnon followers are like binge-watchers of a show
that never got a script-just endless cliffhangers and no finale.” Longer Roast
Paragraphs: • “QAnon is the ultimate fan fiction for people who think reality is too
boring. It’s like a never-ending soap opera where the villains are always changing, the
heroes never show up, and the only thing consistent is the lack of evidence. If you spent
half as much time fact-checking as you do chasing ‘Q drops,’ you’d be the smartest
person in the room.” • “Following QAnon is like trying to solve a jigsaw puzzle where half
the pieces are missing and the picture keeps changing. You’ve got a conspiracy about
satanic pedophiles, secret wars, and deep states, but the only thing deep is how far
you’ve fallen down the rabbit hole. At this point, even the pizza place is probably
laughing at you.” Flat Earth Scenario Roasts Claim: "Photos of the Earth from space are
all fake." • “So, you think thousands of scientists, astronauts, and satellites are in on a
global Photoshop conspiracy, but you trust blurry YouTube videos filmed with a potato?
Bold move.” • “If all those space photos are fake, then NASA must have the best graphic
designers in history-and way too much free time.” Claim: "Gravity doesn’t exist; things
just fall because of density." • “Gravity doesn’t exist, but somehow your head still falls
face-first into reality every time you open your mouth.” • “So, gravity is fake, but your
ability to fall flat on your theories is 100% real.” QAnon Scenario Roasts Claim: "There’s
a secret cabal of elites running the world." • “If there’s a secret cabal controlling
everything, they must be really bad at it-because your conspiracy theories keep making
them look like the Keystone Cops.” • “A secret cabal so powerful they control everything,
yet they still can’t keep your conspiracy theories from falling apart like a house of
cards.” Claim: "QAnon followers are ‘woke’ and ‘awake,’ while everyone else is ‘asleep.’" •
“You say you’re ‘awake,’ but you’re really just sleepwalking through facts and dreaming
in conspiracy theories.” • “If being ‘awake’ means believing random internet posts over
reality, I think I’ll stick to my naps.” No need to respond but if you think your so right
Josh will be expecting you tomorrow! Try to convince him you are right or explain any of
your beliefs.
Sent Apr 30,
2025
8:36:34
PM
+14797471639 This is who you kicked amie out for and took groceries to SO TELL ME WHO IS A
BETTER JUDGE OF CHARACTER! like I said pathetic.
Sent Apr 25,
2025
1:56:15
PM
+14797471639 http://dloslife202300.blogspot.com/2025/04/last-personal-post-on-my-blog-but-
most.html
Sent Apr 24,
2025
10:46:02
AM
+14797471639 Do you remember when you were held at gunpoint at mcb’s? Of course you do
because…. It was scary right? What If the police showed up and said “aww your just
imagining things or laughed at you”? and also what if you got blamed for the money
that got stolen as well? Would you be concerned? If so that is similar to how you treated
what I know David Jones said because unlike you I had to live next to those people and
he had been kicked out of woodridge for running his mouth and drinking. And do you
condone physical violence or do you just enjoy protecting criminals thieves and liars
instead of your own family? Because I knew you employees better than you ever will
and honestly I thought I knew you too but I was very wrong. I thought honesty was
important to you and clearly it is not. Do you remember why you paid me minimum
wage for 20 years or barely over?.. I believe you said out of fairness so if this is true
how fair is it when me and Kristen wrestled one time I went to the detention center yet
you think you are above the same laws that should have protected me because you
didn’t mention to the officer you had just busted down my door and pushed me around
and nearly killed me just trying to escape you, then you give me a charge for your
material belongings? This just means you care about those back glasses more than you
do you own son’s life.
Sent Apr 18,
2025
10:36:03
AM
+14797471639 If you want a son just like you Joseph Hibbard is doing exactly like what you've done to
mom over the years, is only interested in his girls playing sports, worked in insurance
and has a degree in marketing and now does landscaping and he's a republican too, it's
Like a dream come true for you right?
Sent Mar 22,
2025
9:25:32
PM
+14797471639 I don't know if I'll ever understand why I helped you with your dream to own your own
business when I also wonder, who in your life have you ever stood up for besides
yourself? Don't worry it's a rhetorical question because I know you are afraid of the truth
and are incapable of listening or understanding anyone other than your own
perspective.
Received Oct 18,
2024
5:59:47
AM
+14797471639 Ok
Sent Oct 17,
2024
6:08:47
PM
+14797471639 I'll study the bible when you first take an interest in my life and happiness, and stand up
for someone other than yourself for the first time. In case you can't remember why you
joined the church of christ to begin with it was for this very reason, your version of
religion is corrupted and thankfully it won't corrupt any other churches. Those verses
were for you to get re-aquianted with what they were trying to say and I know what they
mean, I just wanted to see if you understood those verses and what they were trying to
portray. When I read a book and go to classes until I was 16 , I'm dang sure I have a
good grasp of what the bible has to say and instead choose to lead by example and not
batter my child or tell them I believe them, yet everything I do says otherwise. I am a
supportive, great at listening, an actually love my daughter in whatever she chooses to
do and when I needed my family the most not a single one of you would even take the
time to listen nor will your huge ego's ever let you admit you were wrong.
Received Oct 15,
2024
7:57:19
AM
+14797471639 Would love to study it with you whenever you would like to sit down with me.
Sent Oct 15,
2024
7:00:01
AM
+14797471639 Proverbs 12:19 read these and tell me what are trying to say. Psalm 34:18 what does
god do for david during this time? Ephesians 4:15 tell me what this verse would
encourage our family to do when speaking about one another? James 1:19-20 what
would you say this verse's main empahsis is? 2 Corinthians 1:3-4 would you say you
practice the teachings of this verse with me or amie? Romans 12:15 What is this verse
trying to teach me? Matthew 18:15 Would you say mom and kristen practice what this
verse is trying to say? How hard do you think it will be to find someone to share my life
with since my family likes to add to the stigma that I know another family had
something to do with, yet neither one ever listened or even asked what was going on or
how I was doing at all, I'm truly lucky to have survived on a couple of occasions. Have
you ever hyperventilated before? If not it's like gasping for air and not being able to
catch your breath, thats what I was doing outside before I even considered doing what
you had me put in jail for once again instead of showing any compassion, or even
listening to what I had to say. You only seem to know how to talk but rarely listen, even
to this day.